Sometimes you say the wrong things

Being  married 24 years, 11 months and a few days you would think saying something wrong would not happen, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Today I was about to take the Big Car when I noticed  the part of  the back end of the car was broken! With a ton  of help from a neighbor we were able to fix the car but then we  noticed the garage door had a nick  in the wood, and you can see how this story is headed.

But being a not very smart husband, I walk in and say WHEN DID YOU WRECK THE CAR? Now  this is where the stupidity set in.

Some  advice never accuse your wife she wrecked the car if you don't see her back into the door, knock down the house, run over the dog and you have 3 witnesses and it is on video.

Becasue having the evidence that there is house paint on the house, there is a chip out of the wood, which matches up where the paint  is on the car, and you can see how it happened. Plus she is the only one who drives the car,  but I need to find someone else to blame as I'm sure she did not do it!!!!

Hoonia